Times when you really wish you were alone #1

Last night I took my leftover steak from the night before to work for dinner.  I re-heated it in the microwave, then tried to cut it with a fork and butter knife but apparently the day in the fridge/microwaving it made it super tough.  I actually bent my fork trying to cut it.  There was a registration lady in the break room at the same time, watching tv, and I was super bummed I was not alone because all I wanted to do was spear that entire hunk of meat on my fork and then just gnaw on it like a giant beef drumstick or something.  No such luck due to the unfamiliar witness.  Dinner time last night was a time I really wish I had been alone.