Everything I Know About Love I Learned from Pride and Prejudice

1) Marry a man who looks good on horseback.  2) Never marry a man who is under the patronage and condescension of another woman. 3) Don't fall for a smooth-talker. 4) Father really does know best. 5) Never settle. 6) Every family has an idiot. 7) Don't judge a book by its cover. 8) You can tell alot about a man by his closest friends. 9) Handwritten love notes are uber-romantic. 10) Forgive and forget. 11) Stick to your guns.  12) Sisters and friends give good advice. 13) Be patient. 14) Don't listen to the town gossips. 15) Having something intelligent to say is more important than looking pretty.  16) When your head is full of thoughts, go for a walk. 17) Mr. Collins' are everywhere.  It's best to be honest with them. 18) If the man owns Pemberley, marry him regardless.