I need a personal chef

I am doing my inner-domestic goddess no bueno...my fridge and cupboards are pathetic.  The thought of going to the grocery store and spending all that money makes me cringe, so I just keep putting it off.  My fridge has some pickles, some condiments and some whitening strips from my dentist in it, my cupboard has approximately 5 boxes of different kinds of tea and some rice and pasta, but nothing sounds good and it has to be easily packable for work.  I think when this crazy week is over I am going to make some spaghetti, and my brother-in-law told me about this teriyaki  broiled salmon I want to try, even though I do not like salmon that much, I like anything teriyaki.  Tonight before work I will stop by the store and pick up a loaf of bread, it looks like pb&j for the next few nights.  My inner domestic goddess is sighing right now...