Sounds legit to me...

Wanted: One housekeeper/chauffeur/personal assistant.  Activities would include cooking, cleaning, laundry (including folding delicates), scheduling social events, updating my resume, assisting in my search for new jobs, driving, grocery shopping, bill-paying and correspondence.  Physical requirements include being able to run 15 miles while carrying 130 pounds (roughly me and a backpack), unscrewing stuck lids, reaching high shelves, and killing insects in hard-to-reach places.  Also, may be required to sleep outside my bedroom door at night after I watch a scary movie.  Payment includes room and board, (room being your choice of either the utility room or the screened-in patio), grateful smiles, appreciative high-fives, and the occasional root beer float for a job exceptionally well done.  British accent preferred.  Those with past training in special forces, FBI, and CIA will be considered first.